Letter to My Unborn Son

Dear Unborn Son, A lot has been said and written to unborn daughters mostly to prepare them for or against boys. “Keep away from boys, they are bad! But make sure you find a husband early and be the best wife ever.” I feel fewer words would have been spent on advising the girls as…

Dear Christians, drop the argument

Dear Christians, there are many things you shouldn’t argue about and a big part of them is matters of faith. I don’t think I can ever participate in such arguments because I’m not sure I’ll win. In fact, I would more easily convince the best skeptic that education is the key to success, though we…

Letter to my unborn daughter

Once on Linda Ikeji’s Blog and I thought again to share it here. What’s your two kobo? Dear Unborn Daughter, Never delude yourself that all men are the same. There are a lot of bad men everywhere same way there are a lot of bad women everywhere. Knowing that you are a good woman who…

When you fail, do nothing

Life has cut you so deeply it’s only keeping you alive so you could feel it hurt deeper than it cuts. You knew there will be battle-scars and you came prepared but your First Aid kit does nothing for this ER situation. You had your big dreams but you acknowledged that life happens. You knew…

How Best To Get High

First off, I’m really sorry it’s been a while I dropped something here. I could be a very playful person and all the while, I was letting my head play around how to match producing content and distributing content. Now my head is done playing, my heart is playing with the resolution to just do…

Urgent Letter To the Police

Dear Oga Police, Kindly add the following bad Nigerians to the long list of people you have to arrest: 1. Those with body odour found in public places: these fellows have a strategic way of depleting the lifespan of those they stand or sit close to. Some of them have such active criminal minds that…

Dear Guys: Letter of Apology

Once upon a time on Linda Ikeji’ Blog, there lived this piece I wrote: The world would be a peaceful place if people learnt to say “I’m sorry”. Knowing that you have been so badly offended, I, on behalf of those offenders, come to offer my apologies. I sincerely apologise for those silly girls. I…